TWIZ DISCLAIMER

This super enhanced low carbon footprint version of the Twiz Web Experience
has been produced to conform to the very highest standards in virtual publishing.
However, despite all the hype, it is not beyond the bounds of possibility that the
damn thing is still riddled with bugs, typographical errors and some outrageous
flaunting of the rules of English grammar. In the event that you stumble across
any such regrettable glitch please return the web page, with its original wrapper,
to:
Ms Anna Koluthon
Twiz Hohm Payge Kwality Kontrol

In memory of the Count Kent de Boulevard

For most of the time I can see
That there's nothing the matter with me
It's the doctors who think
That I'm close to the brink
But I think the brink's closer to me.